Sunday, July 30, 2006

On the 73 Bus (Oxford St to Angel):

Do you smell BO?

Saturday, July 29, 2006

On the Central Line (Bank to Bond Street-and very quietly whispered, and cleverly overheard):

Look at his bulge

Saturday, July 01, 2006

On the Jubilee Line (Bond St to Baker St):

You are not my husband