Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Overheard at Notting Hill Carnival (Monday) - girl speaking to another girl:

'he's such a teaser!!'

(Click on the pic to reveal contributor).

Sunday, August 27, 2006

On the number 4 bus (Upper Street to Fleet Street), Saturday morning:

We shared a fairly frantic tumble

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

On the 21 bus (still heading home from Moorgate, 23 August):

No point in thinking, I'll carry on my drinking
On the 21 bus (Wednesday evening, Moorgate to home):

I don't know why I don't like all my friends

Saturday, August 19, 2006

On the 73 bus, from Oxford St to Angel, Friday afternoon:

I'm not sitting next to Jamal. He smells.

Friday, August 11, 2006

On the 76 from Waterloo (Friday evening, slightly later):

Yes. And it's very nice...
On the 76 bus from Waterloo (Friday evening):

I think it incapacitates him.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

On the train (Brighton to London Bridge) Saturday evening:

Woman on mobile: Where are you?
Guy in carriage: In Uranus
WoM: Where are you?
GiC: In Uranus
WoM: Are you still in Preston Park?
GiC: No, I'm in your-a-nus

Thursday, August 03, 2006

On the Circle Line (Monument-Blackfriars, Thursday morning):

I don't want to sit on that