Monday, December 31, 2007

fae the hame o' Hogmanay:


Thursday, October 18, 2007

141 in direction of Bank:

doubting australian girl on the bus:

girl * 1: yeah, my heart was wise to choose you.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

On the train to Brentford:

Guy 1: Our cleaner comes tomorrow. She's polish.
Guy 2: Does she have good tits?

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

On the 76 bus, Tuesday evening:

Woman on phone: I'm not coming over. It's too cold without the heating

Thursday, August 02, 2007

On the 21 from Monument (Thursday evening, 8.30-ish):

Anyway, he's too young to be gay.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

On the 76, Saturday afternoon:

I'm gonna *push* his button...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

In the lift, descending, Tate Modern Friday lunchtime:

American Guy, to 2 American female friends: It was Russell Square underground. She looked at me as if I had given her a $million. All I did was hold the elevator door open to wait for her from about 10 meters away.

Sunday, January 21, 2007

On the 76 Bus, Sunday night (Waterloo to Old St):

Girl on mobile: This morning-did you see the drawing that I did for you? ... Tina, many girls like a solution like this.

Sunday, January 14, 2007

I was on a local train between Birmingham and Walsall once and it passed through the bleak little station of Hempsted. There were two women pensioners in the next bay of seats:

Brum pensioner 1: Oy can never pass throw this stayshun without thinking of Mrs Hempsted from the One O'Clock Club who was tayken at the Seychelles
Brum pensioner 2: Sharks, weren't it?
Brum pensioner 1: Yes. Yow going to Tescos layter?

(from JohnnyFox , who sent that picture of his friend Luis coming out of the bathroom ...)

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

At home, saying to myself (Tues eve):

czechOUT:Hmm. New Year's resolutions. No point-I always honour them in the breach. Mind you, I could improve my diet. Add more raw vegetable, for example...

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Waiting for the 76 bus, Fleet Street (Wednesday evening):

Guy 1: Is it possible for me to become his muse?
Guy 2: No it's only for women, like Marianne Faithful

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

On the 76 bus, Old Street to Fleet Street (Wednesday morning):

trainee lawyer girl to trainee lawyer guy: I love the Holloway Road. It's a bit rough and ready