Friday, January 23, 2009

In the City, Friday:



Guy to girl: I'm so looking forward to going home tonight and having nothing on.
[both look at each other and giggle]

Guy to girl: What I mean is I'm so looking forward to going home tonight and not having anything planned - not going home tonight and being naked!

Sunday, January 18, 2009

On the train. Manor Park to Liverpool St:



Guy to daughter: Are you getting enough air?