Thursday, December 31, 2009

On the 141 bus, Old St to home, New Year's Eve 2009

Girl on phone (not an iPhone): Yeah, all my friends are going to a house party, but I don't want to go to the party of some girl who got off with my boyfriend...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Christmas Eve, at the baker shop:

And fit aboot the double shortbread? You'll be haein' it see'n as it's the weekend?

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

On the Tube, Monday morning before Christmas:

Ginger's very good for you this time of year.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Saturday morning, 4.23am, online:

I don't want to be known as a gay rugby player. I am a rugby player first and foremost. I am a man.

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Misheard on Saturday night in Shoreditch:

There's a crack in every pavement, underneath there is a bitch

Monday, December 07, 2009

Heathrow Airport, T5 - Wednesday last week:

I like to sew the seeds of love...